Girl Sandwich

Is there such a thing as a "girl sandwich"? I was out eating dinner last night (with someone who shall be nameless) and we went to Cafe Express. They have a cool sandwich, soup, and salad combo. We both get the same combo, but we each order different soups and sandwiches.

Combo1: Turkey sandwich, potato soup, spring salad, and soft drink
Combo2: Chicken salad sandwich, chicken noodle soup, spring salad, and iced tea

Which combo is the boy combo and which one is the girl combo? Is there such a thing? I ordered combo #2. She made fun of me because her meal was more "masculine" than my meal. She may as well have called me her "bitch".

Now, don't get me wrong. I'm very secure in my manhood, so this did not bother me so much. I don't care what people think of my food selections. Damn skippy! I would have ordered an egg salad sandwich if they had that with a nice side of fruit.

Society has such a double standard when it comes to the sexes. It's cool for women to wear men's boxers (hell, they make womens underwear that look like boxers now), but it's not cool for men to wear women's underwear. It's cool when women sit like guys. But when guys sit with their legs crossed, it's feminine. Oh, and the big one. It's cool for women to sleep with each other, but guy on guy action is not cool. Okay, maybe that last one is a little biased on my views.

So if my sandwich and soup selection makes me a girly, I don't give a damn. You hear that society... I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!

This brings up a second point that was discussed last night. She said after our conversation, "Your going to post about this conversation tomorrow, aren't you?" DAMN STRAIGHT.

This is the price people pay to have conversations with me. Everything is fair game. Okay, I'm totally lying here. I do keep a whole lot of stuff private and would never share some things with the world. But everything else is fair game. So how do I distinguish what is "fair game" and what is "private"? Well, there is no formula. Basically, it's common sense. Would I tell this piece of information to a stranger or another person? If not, then I probably won't post it on this site.