I want to feel your inside and out

I went to lunch today with a friend and on the way back we were listening to a song. The rest of the conversation follows.

Friend: "What are the words to the next line?"
Me:"I want to feel your inside and out."
F: "That's much worse than my initial guess. I thought it was 'I want to feel your enema'."
M: "Oh, yeah. I guess it could be that too."
F: "Actually, I found out already. It's 'I want to feel your INNER LOVE'. How the hell do you feel someone inside and out anyways."
(Actually, I'm surprised I didn't go the obvious sexual route here. Instead I went the morbid route)
M: "Well, I guess I could if I was wearing their skin. You know like some kind of human body suit. Then I could feel their inside and out."
(Insert awkward silence here)
F: "That's pretty messed up."

Then we switched topics. I always seem to be more morbid than everyone else around me. I don't know why I'm like that. It's just who I am. So later this question popped into my mind.

If you had to lose either a hand or foot, which would you choose?
I think I would choose the hand. If the foot was chosen, then I couldn't run away from danger as quickly. Seriously, how far could you really hop from a mass murderer? And I couldn't afford one of those replacement foot pods, so I would probably have some form of wooden stick as a foot. Speaking of which, I could then use a cool looking hook for a hand replacement. Oh yeah, think of all the fun accessories you could use in place of a hand (hook, fishing pole, steak knife). And don't even get me started with the kinky stuff. I'm choosing the hand all the way.