Itchy ass

Okay, I lied... I can't be too serious today. I'm starting to bum myself out.

Have you ever had an itchy ass? If so my friend, you may have pinworms. This was a topic of discussion I had yesterday evening. The truly schizophrenic in me wants to freak out. I have to admit that I am a little more paranoid about sitting in public chairs after that conversation. What if I sit in a chair that someone just got up from and they have pinworms. The eggs can stick to the chair and next thing you know your rubbing your ass on the ground like a dog.

And for the love of god, don't go looking up pinworms on google. You'll be freaked out by what you might see. Do normal people have these kind of conversations? I feel like such a freak sometimes.

And for the record, I DO NOT have pinworms nor have I ever had pinworms. And no one I associate with has publicly announced their contraction of pinworms. I just had to get that out there.