Rain Rain

Rain Rain go away.
Come back another day.
If you don't
I don't care
I'll just eat my underwear.

Am I the only one who sang this version as a kid? What the hell kind of kid sings this song? Pretty nasty now that I really think about it. Anyway, I wish this damn city would pick one form of weather and stick with it. One day it's 34 degrees, the next it's 80. Then it's beautiful outside and by that afternoon it's raining pretty bad. This state sucks when it comes to weather.

Funny. When I was younger and people from other states would visit, they would say this exact same thing. I would tell them, "If you don't like it. Get the hell out of OUR state." I was so young and cocky then. Of course, it's not exactly my fault. We are born and raised to be cocky in this state. Growing up I remember being constantly told that we were the only state that was once it's own country. We were raised to be proud little Texans. It's not until you actually travel around outside of Texas that you realize just how arrogant Texans really are. This would explain our current President. "We'll get 'em, either dead or alive". Gotta love that spaghetti western talk coming out of the white house.