I recently met a woman who has two chickens as pets. She LOVES the chickens and seriously treats them like dogs. She mentioned that they sometimes "disappear" from her backyard. I'm guessing the neighbors like them some fresh fried chicken. When they are gone, she will buy replacement chickens.
I was joking around about it, when I noticed she was tearing up talking about it. I felt like shit for a while after that. Then I remembered that they were CHICKENS...
I would slow roast my dog and eat her if we were trapped in my place with no food. I also told her the same thing and she didn't find it as funny as I did (I always laugh at myself in my head). I know Karma is going to come back and bite me in the ass for that one.
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