You know what super power I wish I had? The ability to turn anything I touch into a steak. Wouldn't that be awesome? I'm hungry, let's turn this piece of paper into a steak. How about a snack? This pen magically turns into a steak.
Then again... I would have to stay away from Internet porn. And using the bathroom, that would totally suck. Never mind, I don't want that super power.
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