Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Fity ain't got nothing on me

Did you know that chandeliers make great shirt hanger uppers?

I'm so ghetto sometimes, it cracks me up. You can take the boy out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of this gangster. "I got four dollas yo!"

I have a friend that swears she lives in the ghetto. In the middle of Montrose. Ghetto my ass. I told her that I would take her to my old neighborhood and show her ghetto. I asked if she had a bullet proof vest. I think she thought I was joking.

In the ghetto...

Two down, one to go.

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