Oh yeah, now I'm ready

Still waiting for the storm to hit. So far, nothing. Not even a nice breeze in my area. This storm is making me look bad because I keep telling everyone that the bands of rain and wind should have arrived this morning. Yet, they haven't. The damn storm keeps getting pushed later and later.

Let's do this and get it over with. I'm so sick of hearing about this damn hurricane on the news. ALL DAY LONG.

You know; if something tragic were to happen to me, this would be my last post. How pathetic of a last post is this??? I'm such a grim person sometimes, but my ass is knocking on wood as I type this. "Just in case".

You know what my real problem is? I'm trying to time my dog's last walk to ensure the timing works out. I want the LAST possible moment of calmness to walk her before the wind and rain roll in. It is going to royally suck when I have to walk her tomorrow morning during the hurricane. ROYALLY SUCK!

Hmm... what else can I say about this hurricane? I decided to hit the store this morning and upgrade my hurricane supplies. I was originally set with the following items.

4 packets of tuna
12 bottles of water
Flashlight with working batteries
Two candles
Fully charged iPod
Fully charged laptop
Fully charged cell phone

I figured that was enough to keep me alive for two or three days. Since the storm didn't hit this morning, I went and found an open CVS. So now, I have added the following.

3 lunchables
1 half gallon of milk
1 box of Honey Nut Cheerios
4 cans of energy drink
1 4-pack of toilet paper

Now, I'm set. To tell you the truth, the only thing I really needed from the last purchase was the toilet paper. I was down to one roll left and realized it last night. I was like, "Fuck me, what the hell do I use if I run out of TP during the storm." I was eyeing the paper towels, rags, and printer paper. They all seemed to rough or too nasty to place on my ass. Fortunately, I don't have to worry about it now. Reminds me of the joke.

A bear and rabbit were taking a shit in the middle of the woods when the bear turns to the rabbit.
"You ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur", asks the bear.
"Nope", says the rabbit.
So the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

Too bad, I don't have any rabbits around. I do have my dog, but I KNOW for a fact that shit can stick to her fur.

I guess I've rambled long enough. I've been kinda cleaning today and I guess I should take advantage of the calmness and continue cleaning while I have electricity. See you on the flip side.