Sometimes I have to keep my delusions in check. Okay, not crazy psycho delusions... then again, don't all psychos say that, but the sordid co-dependent delusions. I think that other people's vague social updates are related to me somehow. For example, suppose someone said, "I can't stand boring people". I would instantly wonder if that person was talking about me. Then reality would kick in and I would slap myself at thinking such ridiculous thoughts.
I'm sure there is some psycho babble term for it, grand delusional or something. That is not the point. What is the point to all this you ask? Do other people experience the same thing (and I'm not talking about a few strange characters out there). Is this a common trait in human beings?
When someone shakes up an air freshener in your office, is it because you stink? Or is it related to the fact that they need to do something with their hands while talking to you? Of course, this is all hypothetical and the only reason I'm asking is for a friend.
*Runs home to take two showers now*
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