Stupid all nighter

So I stay up all night working on a project and now I'm ready to crash. This is so going to screw up my sleep pattern. I can feel it already. I wish I was the kind of person that could take a nap and wake up all refreshed.

NOPE... that is not me. I wake up and feel worse, unless an eight hour nap counts. Then again, that's not really a nap. I'm off to try and stay awake for a couple more hours and then crash.

At least they should have to work for it

I remember back in the day... we used to watch the staticky channels just to see some resemblance of boobs. We would stare for hours and tilt our head sideways just to "think" we saw something.

Nowadays, kids can access porn without even trying. When I was a kid I would have to work really, really hard to see some form of porn. I think it will be a constant struggle between parents and children (or boys rather) in the pornography war.

I'm just glad I have a daughter...

Oh don't get me wrong. There are PLENTY of issues, just DIFFERENT issues.

Ignorance is not bliss this time

Life is funny. I'm sitting here at the car shop with three other people talking about politics. The funny part is the two guys (both old minorities) know more about politics then the other lady. Yet she still believes that Iraq was working with Osama Bin Laden and the invasion was justified. Some people in this really scare me.

I have given you all of my memory and drive space

Here I am in the middle of the night trying to learn Photoshop. Every time I see someone else using Photoshop, they make it look so easy. This last minute learning curve sucks. I have a feeling, this will be an all nighter trying to modify some images.

What kind of sacrifice do you require oh great Adobe gods?

Random thought of the morning

I was thinking about Jesse Ventura this morning. He has been in the news because people are speculating if he would run for Minnesota senator. He is not. I remember him from the pro-wrestling days. I also remember him from his acting days (Predator & Running Man). I guess I never thought about his intelligence.

I always assumed since he was a pro-wrestler, he may not be the brightest. The one thing I forgot was that he was a Navy SEAL before he was a pro-wrestler. Navy SEALs are smart. Not just smart, but seriously intelligent.

Are there people that are destined to be great? It's like everything they try to accomplish in life, they manage to succeed. He was a Navy SEAL, professional wrestler, actor, and Governor. Can you become a person like that or are you born that way?

Quote of the Day

"I'm nothing without you" is a fucked up sentiment.

Just flip it down

Popped collar? Really? Do you think it makes you look "super cool" walking around in public like that? You know what would look better? TWO popped collars. Are you cool enough for TWO popped collars?


Wait... don't tell me you can handle FOUR popped collars?

You know they do have "to go" here

Somewhere along the way coffee shops became super trendy. The only difference between cafes and bars is he ability to purchase liquor. What the hell happened? Where did all these people come from? I just want to tell them all to "go home".

Fake people piss me off. Let's just get that straight. Seriously, like really piss me off.

Quote of the Day

"That's what is wrong with lapsed Catholics, they throw out the mysticism and wonderment with the Holy Water."

I want this one and that one

So I've been looking through all the apps available for my phone. Damn you Apple, you have me excited about my phone again. How the hell do you do it? I'm so excited, I'm like a priest at a boy scout camp. I just want to play with them all.

Ouch... that one gets me my reserved parking spot in hell. Speaking of hell, what is up with the heat lately? Even the Mexicans working construction across the street are seeking shade. No, it's okay. I was once an outside worker so I can talk like that. And by outside worker, I mean I worked in the garden section at K-mart one summer. Seriously, the dirtiest job I have ever had. Loading manure into trunks all day long. Not fun at all.

Enough of the memory lane trips... let's talk about something else. Hmm... let's see. My sleep is still way the hell off. I'm up all night and have a hard ass time waking up in the morning. I'm tired during the day. But when I get home, I'm wide awake. How messed up is that?

I've cut back on my drinking. That's a good thing right? Well, it's not actually because I wanted to stop drinking. I just haven't been around people that drink lately. It just feels pretty messed up when I go somewhere alone to drink. I feel like such an alcoholic. And the judgements... it's always the judgmental looks.

Old school crushes are the best

Do you think A-rod is really screwing Madonna? She is seriously old now. Not in the sexy way either. There are a lot, and I mean A LOT, of passengers with Madonna frequent flyer miles. If ya know what I mean. Eww...

I don't know where that thought came from, but there it is. Do you think famous people are destined to be with other famous people? It makes sense because most people start relationships with other people at their work. Famous people are always around each other, so perhaps that is why they get together.

Jessica Alba broke that rule when she hooked up with some production set guy. Sigh... I guess I'll have to take her off my list now (being preggers and all). She was at the top of my "Friends 5" list. You know that episode of Friends where they get to make up a list of people they can sleep with and it wouldn't be cheating.

This WAS my most recent list.

1) Jessica Alba (no need for explanation)
2) Kate Beckinsale (love the accent)
3) Keira Knightley (again the accent)
4) Jennifer Love Hewitt (old school crush)
5) Natalie Portman (Beauty and Brains)
Standby) Alyssa Milano (Again Old School Crush)

It looks like Alyssa Milano has been activated until I redo my list.

Yeah baby! Who's the boss now? Well, technically not me. And I really don't know you, but I did see you in Poison Ivy II. You were a naughty girl. Okay, now that's just starting to sound creepy (even for me).

Self Confession Tidbits

It's been a few months... I think I'll tell the Internet world a little bit more about me. I can't remember if I've ever mentioned any of these before. If they are repeats, mea culpa.

1) I had my first shot (or six) of vodka when I was in the seventh grade
2) I like watching cartoons
3) I would go joy riding in my parents car when I was 14
4) I had a crush on my 3rd grade teacher
5) The only fruit I do not like is grapefruit
6) I own DVDs that have never been opened
7) I once made ex-lax cookies for my classmates
8) I walked three miles to lose my virginity
9) I got caught joy riding when I crashed my dad's car at 15
10) I had a priest talk me out of marriage once

I have always thought that my life was pretty boring compared to some people I know. I'm not so sure anymore.

I'm a day walker

Let's see. I have all the signs...

1.) Sleep through the day (at least want to)
2.) Stay awake all night
3.) Afraid of crosses
4.) Craving for blood

Yep, I'm a vampire.

Well, not really. I only have three of the symptoms but I'm close.

She sells sea shells by the shore

Life you tease me so

I was walking my dog when a woman comes out of her condo wearing nothing but a thin cotton nightgown that barely covered anything. It was very, very apparent that she was not wearing a bra and she was constantly bending over looking at flowers in front of the condos. This nightgown may as well have been invisible because you could tell all sorts of details. She was outside doing this for at least 20 minutes. I was across the street waiting for my dog to finish taking her crap. She was still out there when I walked away.

Did I mention she was at least sixty years old and over weight? I'm thinking of buying her a robe and leaving it on her front door.

Yum this Colgate is delicious

I wonder what dogs think about when they watch us. My dog likes to eat when I eat. I will give her food and most of the time she will eat a little, but leave the rest of her food until I eat. Then I will hear here go eat her food while I am eating. Not always, but most of the time.

This morning while I was getting ready, she was standing the bathroom door just staring at me. She does this (A LOT). Did I mention she is a NEEDY dog. Anyway, I digress... she was watching me and then I start to brush my teeth. She goes to the kitchen and starts to eat her food. Does she think I am eating something when I am brushing my teeth?

That made me wonder what else dogs misinterpret about us. Then I started to think what do I misinterpret about other people throughout the day. I have this bad habit of wanting to think I know what others are going to say or do. I try very, very hard to hold back and not do it. I am better than I used to be, but I still do it at times. I don't know why I have this need to tell this about myself. I just do.

Honesty is freedom for the soul.

Was I ever really gone?

So I'm back. Well, I've been gone mentally for a while now. I think all is whole again. Think being the key word there. I went on "holiday" for my British speaking friends out there and returned a new man. Not entirely new, but a new perspective on life. More on that later.

For now, I have not much more to say. I can babble on about various things I have seen, but doesn't everyone see something wonderful throughout the day.