Sunday, July 06, 2008

Life you tease me so

I was walking my dog when a woman comes out of her condo wearing nothing but a thin cotton nightgown that barely covered anything. It was very, very apparent that she was not wearing a bra and she was constantly bending over looking at flowers in front of the condos. This nightgown may as well have been invisible because you could tell all sorts of details. She was outside doing this for at least 20 minutes. I was across the street waiting for my dog to finish taking her crap. She was still out there when I walked away.

Did I mention she was at least sixty years old and over weight? I'm thinking of buying her a robe and leaving it on her front door.

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