Hot Flashes

I think I'm going through menopause... I am consistently hot (ALL THE TIME).

Yeah Yeah... I know I'm hot and all, but not that kind of hot. Seriously, I'm freaking melting here. I don't know if it's something chemically / hormonally changing in me. Or is it my recent weight gain. I feel as if I'm going to spontaneously combust.

The good part of that is that my metabolism is definitely working if I feel hot all the time. I just wish I could take a pill or something to cool me off. Don't they make pills for menopause. Hmm... I wonder...

And why is it called menopause? Men don't go through that change. Maybe it's because men can not understand what is happening and making us "pause" in wonderment. I don't know. Fuck, can someone give a brother some air???