Sleep sleep, go away

Sleep sleep, go away. Come back... Oh screw it. Just go away!

I'm supposed to be asleep right now. I tried to go to sleep, but here I am typing. I was laying in bed when the thought hit me. I didn't post anything on this site today. Crap. Let me jump out of bed and post something.

Okay... that last paragraph was a lie. I really was in bed, but my brain wouldn't shut off. I was just laying there. Watching white dots float by. Have you ever focused so hard in the dark that white dots start to appear? I wonder what causes the dots? It's probably some dust floating around in my eye. That's a comforting thought.

Anyway, here I am. Awake. Tired as hell, but awake. Of course, the natural thing to do is get on a computer and stimulate my mind some more. Yeah... logic is not my strong suit sometimes.

I was exhausted today. I had four hours of sleep last night because of work and I somehow managed to stay awake all day long today. Have you ever just blacked out? Not from drinking too much, but from exhaustion. I came home today and changed out of my work clothes. Next thing I know. I lost 30 minutes of my life. Just like that. I am laying on the bed and realize that the last thing I remember is getting out of my clothes. At least I didn't wake up with a dead hooker laying next to me.

Who the hell says that? I definitely watch way too much TV. Why is it whenever someone looses consciousness, they wake up in bed with a dead hooker?

Guess what's the word of the day? Laying

I think my subconscious is telling me to get the fuck off the computer and go lay down. Go to hell subconscious. I'm on the computer and I'm in control now. Anyone that knows me personally, knows my motto. "Sleep is overrated."

What I lack in sleep, I make up for in caffeine. Yeah, I'm probably shortening my life by several years. But who wants to be old anyway. Seriously, have you seen old people. All the wrinkles and the drooling. And the smell. Good Lord, don't get me started on the stench of old people. I think it's the mating scent of death. Where there's the smell of oldness, death is usually close by.

It's kind of funny. Whenever I can't sleep, my brain seems to wander about aimlessly. And you, my Internet friends, get to witness it first hand. Well, not really first hand, but pretty damn close. Of all the random bullshit I put on this site, there are 15 other random thoughts that I can't get down fast enough.

Oh yeah. The spell checking aspect is not working on this site. So if I make some spelling mistakes, just suck it up and accept it. I think this post looks better anyway without all those damn red squigly lines. Like squigly. Did I even spell that correctly? It sure looks funny. I don't think it's spelled right. I suppose I could look up any word that I think might be spelled incorrectly, but you know the situation. I'm too lazy. And honestly, I just don't care. I have come to accept my flaws.

Just how much random crap could I place in this posting? Did you know that I once stayed awake for over two days straight? Didn't I mention this before? I blacked out behind the wheel of a car while I was driving. I was so stupid. Yep, youth and stupidity are best friends. They travel everywhere together. I think in my life, they might be Siamese twins.

"We are Siamese if you please." "We are Siamese if you don't please."

Are you actually still reading this? You know you're supposed to be working or something. I know your not supposed to be surfing the the Internet and reading blogs right now. If your not working, then why the hell are you reading this? There is so much porn out there that you could be viewing instead.

I AM SUCH A GEEK. Whenever other guys out there can't sleep, they would probably look up some porn. Fondle the fig and get a dishonerable discharge, then grab some sleep. Not me. Nope. I'm sitting here typing up this entry.

Doesn't NyQuil knock you out? How much do you think it takes to knock me out in fifteen minutes?