Training (again)

Today I have officially started my marathon training. I completed a whole mile.

One down, 25.2 more to go...

I haven't ran in so long, that it almost killed me. Well, not really killed, but it did hurt like hell at the end. I'm sore as crap. And let me tell ya, crap is a term I use to describe intense pain. Actually, I use the term for a bunch of things. It's my utility word. Whenever I can't think of a word, I just substitute crap in its place.

"Can you pass me that crap?"
"Man, I feel like crap."
"Don't be sending no crap my way!"

See, it can be used in any situation. The positive side of this training (besides the whole healthy feeling good thing) is that it may wear me out. I feel tired as crap and maybe I can actually get some sleep tonight. Keep them damn white spots away from me.

I'm definitely running the Houston marathon next year, but I wanted to try and make the San Antonio marathon in November. All I need to do is three miles three times a week. Then a long run on Saturday.

I think I can, I think I can...