Weak sauce

Sooo... how ya doin?

Me, I'm doing OK, I guess. A little tired. A little lazy. A whole lotta wornout. Yep, that's about it.

I've been trying to post something to this site for the last four days. I have the screen open. I start to think about what to type and then I don't type anything. Very, very strange. I can usually think of something to put down. Anything. Not the past few days. It's been a week since my last post and that one was rather weak. So to make up for the rather poor performance in blogging, I will make it up to the two people reading this site.

I will try to post six new entries for the next six days. And not some bullshit weak sauce entries. No, they will be glorified tell all "True Hollywood Story" type entries. At least I will try. I want to see if I can actually pull this off. It's not to say that I will not post some quote or song, but they will not count toward my six entries.

So what happened to my last wild hair up my ass project (Lose 21 pounds in 21 days)? Yeah, totally failed. Oh the horrors...
I went so far opposite, that I think I gained 21 pounds in 21 days. I must be dyslexic. I guess all the drinking and late night bingeing didn't help either. The worst part... I entered a contest at work for the biggest loser. I paid freakin $50 to enter the contest to see who could lose the most weight. I guess, I'm the biggest loser after all. Oh snap, the irony in that one is off the charts.

Anyway, this will count as my first post. One down, five to go.