I swear I have the dumbest dog in the world. I was watching TV when I see my dog jump up and run to the floor. She starts bouncing around and playing with something. I figure it was some kind of bug and ignore her. She is jumping around, pats it with her paws, and then rolls her face on it.
All of a sudden, she stops. I think she must have squished it and continued watching TV. A few minutes later, I see something moving on the rug. FUCK. What was she playing with? My phobia kicked in and I start turning on all lights in the room.
It was a huge ass spider. Half squished because of her pawing, but still crawling. I run and grab a shoe and make sure both sides are matching (squished sides that is). I look over at my stupid dog and she is licking her paws and rubbing her face.
The damn spider probably bit her and that's why she stopped playing with it. I thought I taught her better. She knows better than to be playing with the enemy.
I swear if she starts swelling up, I'm leaving her face the way it is. I'm tired of her playing with spiders and getting bit on the face. And hell no, she can't lick me. I have this fear that she has a spider fang stuck on her tongue somewhere and when she licks me it will stick me.
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What is the deal with all the spiders this year???
I don't know, but she found another one tonight and did the stupid spider game again. It must be the weather drawing them inside.
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