Texas Two Step

I did my part and performed my "Texas Two Step" as they are lovingly calling the primary and caucus voting here in Texas this year. The caucus was mad crazy chaotic. There were no official lines at first and I ended up right behind the National NBC reporter that was broadcasting from our voting precinct. I think I may have been on the national evening news a few times.

It was funny. The manager lady put a folding chair next to me to prevent people from walking in front of the camera. She said it would also prevent the crazy people from trying to get on TV. Ha... little did she know me.

I wanted to do the crazy lady dance like the mom did in Waterboy, but I did not. I was literally butt to butt with the TV reporter. It was kind of funny because she had to stand on a box just to get into view with the crowd. All the while, she was barefooted. TV is some crazy business.

Anyway, I just wanted to put my damn name down and get the hell outta dodge. The crowd was starting to kick in my claustrophobia and drive me insane. I finally put my name down and found the nearest empty exit.

All this pain and suffering better be worth it or I'm going to be pissed.