There is a "special" spot in Hell for me. I can tell because of the looks I received yesterday. We were partying, no wait, CELEBRATING a Catholic church bazaar yesterday. Drinking a little, eating a little, basic gluttony if you will. The whole thing revolves around tokens to deceive you on the cost of items. The other part of the "catch" is that you have all these extra tokens that are hard to get rid off.
So we are sitting around enjoying ourselves when I tell my friend, "Why don't you just drop them back in the collection plate tomorrow during mass. Consider it giving 'back' to the church."
You would think that I just picked up a cute kitten, ripped it's head off, and drank the blood in front of all the people there. My friend was laughing, but those around us gave me the dirtiest look. Tough crowd.
I guess it didn't help that I had a beer in each hand while saying this. It's not my fault they only sold the beer in 12 oz glasses and I was too lazy to walk back and forth to the beer booth.
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oh...okay...we aren't good enough to be invited to your church functions...I see....you have two sets of friends...one that is good enough to be around your churchy family, and one that isn't...see you in hell, bucko.
My worlds... they are colliding. - George Costanza
I'm sure the world would have imploded if we were ALL on church grounds at the same time. The church can only handle SO MUCH sin before it creates a black hole.
You and a certain OTHER individual are more than welcome to join me in the church / other religious cult functions.
I just think my invites are being derailed along the way. Just a thought.
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