Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Sir, step away from the keyboard

I really need to stay off the Internet at 2:00 in the morning. I was about to make a $60 purchase just for the hell of it. I may still make the purchase, but I think I need some clarity before jumping into random online purchases.

Hell, this is why I can't watch infomercials. I want so many things on the TV right now, it's shameful. I have seen 'em all and they are targeting people like me. Hell, even the impulse buys at the damn grocery store line get me. I fall for that shit EVERY TIME. Hell yeah I could use some crazy glue, travel size anti-bacterial lotion, and beef jerky.

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