My Future

I don't know why but I have all of these crazy thoughts running around in my head. The current thought is that I will spend the rest of my life single and unkept. I am going to turn into one of those crazy old men that talk to cats and scare the crap out of the local neighbor children. Kids will make bets to ring my doorbell and see how long they will stand at my doorstep before getting frightened and running off. The worst part, I am actually excited to be this crazy old man! Life seems so much simpler this way. No commitment, no fighting, no compromising, only me and my twelve cats. Come to think of it, this can't be my future. I hate cats!