I am currently at a coffee shop studying for a certification exam that I have to take next week. I have been cramming the past week to ensure that I pass this test. What the hell where they thinking? Giving me six whole months to take this test. Yeah right, like I'm not going to procrastinate and cram for the exam the week prior to the deadline.
Anyway, this is neither here nor there. The real reason for my pause in studying and updating this entry is the smell in here. My nose is permanently damaged I think. There was this guy in here that had BO worse than anything I have ever smelled in my life. I'm seriously scared that the smell is stuck on me and I will have to take a tomato bath to get the smell off of me. I was dipping my nose in my scalding coffee hoping that it would burn off my smell glands and not allow me to smell that wretched stench. I was even worse because he kept walking around the coffee shop. The movement caused the air to shift and holy hell the smell walked up to my face and bitch slapped me. It took everything I had in me to keep from throwing up.
Let me tell you how bad it was. I once witnessed an actual autopsy of two bodies and the smell of the autopsy was no where even close to the smell that clung to this place. The scariest part....
He left an hour ago and I don't smell the BO anymore, but I'm afraid that my nose has just gotten used to the smell. So the stench me actually still be here, but my nose is defective now and can't smell it anymore. Then it will linger on me and as I go around in public, people will think that I am the one with the BO. And no one will tell me. Similar to the way no one told that guy that he smelt like billy goat feces on a hot ass day.
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