Scientific Test

Do you want to know my scientific process for verifying the weather is cold? Well I'll tell you, but you must keep it a secret. I wouldn't want everyone in the world using my test. Who knows? Maybe I'll apply for a patent as an official weather testing tool.

Anyway, here is the formula for my test.

(((x1+x2)/2),((y1+y2)/2))

So the test goes like this...You go outside. You there yet? And then (now here's the secret part) you blow out of your mouth. If you can see your breath, It's freaking cold. That's it. That's my scientific test to determine if it is cold outside.

I was outside this morning and it was freaking cold. Oh yeah, about that formula. I lied. That's the formula to find a midpoint of a line segment. Don't know why I lied. I guess I feel in order for something to seem officially scientific it needs to be backed up by some formula.

I'm such a dork sometimes. And by dork I mean... no wait a minute... I do mean dork this time. And by sometimes I mean "all the time".