Free Internet

Is the concept really that hard to imagine. After all, here I am in your coffee shop, drinking your coffee. Why the hell can't you give me free Internet. What the hell. I am so desperate for Internet access that I am paying $4 for two hours of Internet access. And like a madman, I'm watching the minutes.

What's worse than paying for Internet access? Having free crappy Internet access. That's more of a tease. It's like some woman invites you over to her place. Things are going well and she starts to take off her clothes. Then BAM! Her clothes are back on her. Then she starts undressing again. And DAMN IT, the clothes are back on her again. There's only so much a normal person can take.

Either the clothes come completely off and you give me access or keep the damn clothes on and let me be. Are we still talking about computers here???

Anywho... I'm sitting here typing as fast as I can because I only have 14 minutes left before my time runs out. Kinda feel like someone on death row. I guess that a horrible analogy. At least they get a free meal.

Did you know that cannibalism is legal in Germany? Eat Me
Since it is legal, do you think he will ask for the guys remains as his last meal?

Lord I'm such a turd sometimes. Most of the time in fact. No, no... sometimes. Yeah, sometimes.
Okay, gotta go now. T minus 10 minutes and couting.