My most beloved dog that I have inherited from my last relationship has developed this wonderful trick. She likes to eat stray pieces of poop from other animals. She learned this behavior somewhat recently (last year or so) and now she is going at it full force. Lord help me, I'm trying to break her of the habit.
Damn it, she's getting more sneaky about it. We are walking and she casually wanders over to a piece of grass and then BAM, she grabs a piece of shit and snarfs it down. She sees me coming and swallows it whole. As punishment, I immediately take her back home and our outing is over. She knows she is not supposed to be eating the stuff. I can see it in her eyes. If she keeps this up, she have a bladder infection for sure. But I'll be damned if I just let her keep eating the stuff.
When I was first trying to get her to break her barking indoors, I used the shock collar on her. I worked extremely well and she learned real quick the power of electricity. Now if I could only rig the collar to shock on command. Some kind of remote control. Or maybe I should just get one of those cattle prods to shock her every time she eats the shit (literally).
And all you PETA loving fools out there, kiss my brown dog-shocking ass. She is not suffering in any way. She is well feed, gets treats (besides the poop), and has a roof over her head. I have spent more on this dog than on myself at times. And especially you Miss Petsmart employee that tried to lecture me when I purchased the shock collar. If it was that bad, then quit selling the damn thing in your store.
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