Back to school (for one night)

You know what's a scary realization? When you attend your daughter's "Meet the Teacher Night" and you're older than most of her teachers.

Yeah hear me up there? I thought we had an agreement. I was not supposed to get any older.

They have us start out in our child's first period class and scramble to each class like they do with 5 minutes between each class. It's a cool thing to experience what our child has to go through on a daily basis. Definitely brought back memories of when I had to do it at her age.

The highlight of the night? I can't decide if it's my daughter's science teacher that winked at me before class started. Gotta do what I can to help out my daughter... know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying. (Nudge, Nudge) Yeah, you know.

Or... the Clay Aiken doppleganger that is assisting my daughter's choir class. Straight out of college. That's probably the only thing straight about him. Did I just say that out loud???

Oh, no. Wait. I know the best part of the night. It was this father that had horrific BO and was in a lot of my daughter's classes with me. I would go to a different class and then I would smell this smell. It freaked me out, because for the first three classes I thought it was me. I was afraid to raise my arms because the smell was awful.

Then in one of the later classes I couldn't smell it anymore. Fuck. I must have gotten used to the smell by now and was still funking up the classroom. Then BAM! The smell smacked me in the face again. That's when I noticed the pattern. The guy kept sitting close to me in all of the classes. I know people probably thought it was me because it was wafting from my general direction. I wanted to nod over in the guy's direction so other people could realize it was him and not me.

Yeah, that's a bad thought. Going to lose some Karma points for that thought. Anyway, all in all it was a good night. I better enjoy this year becuase next year she starts High school. Damn, I getting fucking old.