How to annoy me @ a bookstore

1) Act like the bookstore is a daycare.
- Have your very small child run around screaming from aisle to aisle.
- Encourage the screaming by chasing your child while taunting, "I'm gonna get 'cha. I'm gonna get 'cha!"

2) Smack the upstairs railing with a cane to get the woman's attention on the floor below.
- She didn't hear you the first four times, so why do you continue?
- What is your thought process? "Oh she didn't hear me, let me keep hitting the railing and calling her name."

On a positive note, I did find Lamb's book and only paid six bucks for it. Bless the Half-price Bookstore and their Labor Day sale.