Shut ya trap

I was out walking Zoey (my dog) a few minutes ago. I know, I know... all that shit I just posted about my dog, but damn her cute looks. I somehow still love that pain in the ass. So, I felt bad and took her back out. Now don't get me wrong, I still want that cattle prod. A little shock in the ass never hurt anyone every now and then.

Anyways, I digress. The point of this post is to talk about what occurred while I was walking her. There was this couple outside in a fight. Not a small fight, but an "I'll cut your ass!" type of fight. They were all in each other's face and then he jump in the car and then jump out. Then the car would speed forward in the driveway and then haul ass in reverse. Our driveways go around the units in small circles, so you could drive completely around the house if you wanted. Quite a scene I must say. When the girl saw me, just must have gotten embarrassed because she tried to get him to calm down, but that only pissed him off even more. He then jumped in the car pulled around the house and hauled major ass down the street. She ran down the middle of the street after him, but he was gone. Damn that brought back some memories....

I remember those nasty fights in some of my past relationships. I definitely did my part in those fights, but I really picked girlfriends that were equally crazy. Seriously, like stab you in the eye with a paperclip crazy. It's not fun thinking about those past situations, but it is kind of enjoyable watching them as an outside participant. I have no idea who these people are or why they are fighting. Therefore, I have no emotional attachment to either one of them. I can't pick sides so I'm completely neutral. Of course, my brain is pretty fucked up. So I make up a story in my mind and play it out while they are fighting.

"Damn it Ricardo, I told you it wasn't like that!"
"Fuck you, Scarlett. I know what I saw. I'm getting out of here."
Car pulls forward
"Wait, Ricardo. I don't want you to go. I need to tell you something. I'm having your baby."
Car reverses
"Ricardo, I think that guy can here us fighting. Let's take this inside."
"So now you worry what other people think of us Scarlett? You didn't care what I thought when you screwed my brother!"
"I didn't mean to, it was an accident"
"Accident my ass. I'm out of here. Besides, I ain't your baby's daddy. My brother is."
He drives off down the street
"Ricardo... Nooooo...."
She runs after him, but it's too late. Her whorish ways have ruined yet another relationship.

Okay, it's probably a little overdramatic and completely made up. I also made her a whore. Yeah, I know I still have some issues with some of my past relationships. It's a part of me and I'll have to work through them in time. It's funny how karma comes and kicks your ass at times. The ones I trusted were the whores and the ones that I was skeptical of, were actually wonderful woman that I pushed away emotionally. Knowledge is such a beautiful thing when used appropriately.