This is a general disclaimer. I am buzzing right now. Okay... I am totally drunk out of my ass right now. nothing like drunk blog posting. I keep making mistakes and have to keep erasing my mistakes. damn erase button.
So... ever notcie how when your drunk everything you tuype is dislexic? I am so gone now it ain't funny. I know I wanted to type sometihing but I dont' remember what it is.
I want to so throw up right now. You know what? I am craving Hooter's wings and french fries right now, but I am too drunk to drive to Hooter's. I wish they would deliver. I want to show up at 9:00 am tomorrow morning and get me some wings and fries. It sounds soo good right now. Damn I'm hungry.
Fuck... they say when your drunk you speak the truth. I need to get off htis damn blog right now befoe the truth starts to come out. I want me some doamn wings. With blue cheese and fries. And some beer really sounds good right now. Fuck, i don't have anything to eat here, but fuicking tuna. and popcorn.
Tunacorn .... I keep hitting the eject button for the cd-rom accidently. That is soooo fucked up.
Haha.... I grabbed the cell phone and tried to use it as the mouse a second ago. I am soo gone now.
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Nothing like drunk blogging! It is alot safer though, than picking up that cell phone and drunk calling. I have done that and called people I knew 20 years ago!
You would think that. But now that I am looking at my post, it makes no sense what so ever and everyone can see how much of an idiot I am when I have been drinking. I must have been hungry while typing. It makes sense now. I found an open can of pringles on the living room floor this morning. I'm just glad I had enough sense to stay home.
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