Where is the damn ice? The last time I needed ice this bad was to make a frozen margarita at three in the morning. I was too drunk to drive and had everything but ice. Oh, that was a bad night indeed. Margaritas on the rocks, hold the rocks.
This time... we need this damn ice to come so I get an extra day off this week. Honestly, you can't expect me to work more than three days this week. Can you?
This city is so sad. They get freakin blizzards up north and are still expected to show up for work. We get a little ice on the roads and EVERYTHING shuts down. I was watching the news and they were worried that Domino's would not be able to deliver pizzas tomorrow if there is ice on the road. Oh noes... how ever will us fatties get our food fixins if they can't deliver the pizzas and we are all iced in?
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I miss Texas. Everything shuts down and you get days off with the tiniest bits of ice. Now I am in Colorado and have seen up to more than a foot of snow and everything goes on as usual.
Those were the good ol' days. Long gone now. Damn Mayor White has stressed that a "little ice" should not shut down a major city like Houston.
He obviously hasn't seen us driving down the freeway at 100 MPH while it's pouring down rain. Houstonians just don't know any better.
Ice... shoot... that just ads to the excitement. How fast can I fly over that patch there?
We had to work today. They are sneaky now. They stopped giving us a full day off and decide to make us come in at 10:00 AM instead of 8:00 AM. Damn bastards!
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