White as virgin snow

Okay, so now I'm really starting to feel old. I know I'm not really that old, but tell my mind that. There are times in a man's life when the body starts to develop. I was the first in my grade to develop a deep voice in the fourth grade. I was the first of my friends to develop facial hair (If you call two straggly strands on the chin facial hair). Then there was the discovery of an occasional ear hair every now and then about five years ago. FREAKED me out. There was the white hair on my head about six years ago. Again, FREAKED out. And now...

I have discovered my first white hair in my goatee. Okay, it's not much of a goatee. Really, it's this fur patch that is on my chin. I can't really grow a full beard so I just let this pube patch grow on my chin. And I have dark brown hair (almost black). This one white hair stood out like Eminem at a Dr. Dre party. I plucked it out so fast, I think I grabbed three or four "good" hairs with it. What the hell?

Please Lord, please... don't tell me "other" hair gets white as well.