Prude

I must be an old man trapped in a relatively young man's body. I wonder if I'm a prude sometimes. All I have to say is this...

If you are in a restroom and you are using a urinal next to me, please execuse yourself after releasing some loud-ass nasty fart right next to me. Honestly, is that too much to ask? I understand we are in the restroom. Okay, I'm fine with that. And there is probably no more appropriate place in the building to release some trapped up gas. But seriously, I'm right next to you. Don't act like you didn't do it. Hell, there are only two of us standing right there. If I didn't do it, then I probably have a damn good idea who did.

Thank you Internet world for letting me rant...