Dirty Joke

It's been a while since I've had a bad joke on this site. For those who are reading this and get easily offended...

QUICK... turn around and skip this next part.

Who am I kidding... If you get easily offended, then you are no where near staying on my site for long.


Two condoms where walking into a bar when the first condom noticed it was a gay bar. The first condom turned to the second condom and said, "I think we're getting shit faced tonight."