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Have you ever looked at your bank account and said, "What the Fuck?"

I know I had more money than that in my account. It must be some kind of mistake. So I started investigating my transactions. After spending an hour looking over everything, I have finally found the mistake.

I spent way the hell too much money. Apparently, I've been doing some spending lately and now I have a whole $1 in my savings account. Yep, that's right. I'm officially broke as shit.

So how am I to survive the next few months? Can you say CREDIT. Damn straight. You know it's sad when you're as broke as Gary Coleman during his security guard years.