Monday, September 05, 2005

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I have always been a big believer in the supernatural. I have just
witnessed too many unexplained mysteries in my life to not believe in
the supernatural. I'm not one of those people that think the Devil is
behind these events or some evil power is causing these events. They
just occur for whatever reason and our modern science is not advanced
enough to understand the root causes of these events.

I believe that people think on a certain wavelength. Similar to a
cordless phone. There are gazillions (really big number) of channels
and we are each assigned to a certain frequency. What happens when
someone is thinking on the same frequency as you?

I can tell you what happens... I scares the living shit out of you.
That's what happens.

The woman I am currently seeing is on the same wavelength as me. She
has to be. It can only explain some of the weird stuff that has
happened to us from the start.

Some time ago, we met but didn't exchange any information. We would
meet in a group setting and casually talk every now and then. One day
we decide to exchange information and left it at that. This was on a
Monday. That following Friday, I leave work early and decide in the
middle of the afternoon to give her a call. She was not there, so I
left a message on her home phone. Well, at that exact moment (not
really but within like 15 minutes of each other) she was sending me
an e-mail. Neither of us knew this until later that night. I found
her e-mail and she heard my message around ten o'clock that night. So
something made us want to contact each other a week later at the same
time.

Okay, most of you are probably saying (who am I kidding. "most of
you". seriously, there is only like two people in this massive world
that read this site. sorry, back to what I was saying) "What's the
big deal?" That was mere coincidence. Happenstance if you will. And I
would totally agree with you, if it weren't for all the other stuff
since then. We think about the exact same stuff at the exact same
time. And not just usually stuff, but out of left field crap.

Another example to further my point. Today we were talking and just
having a good time. It went kind of silent for a couple of seconds.
Not awkward, but noticeably silent. Then I started singing, "Devil
with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress. Devil with the blue
dress on." And she freaked out. She was thinking of that exact same
song at that exact moment. Now, I must admit that I did sing that
line earlier in the day (about an hour before this happened). So it
was not totally unrelated, but for us to both be thinking of that
song during the silence must mean something. It's this kind of stuff
that happens all the time when we are together.

So normally I'm a skeptic when it comes to this kind of stuff. I have
to "see" it to believe it. Doubting Thomas for sure. But be careful
what you wish for because when it does start happening to you, it
will scare the living daylights out of you. If I were a religious
man, maybe I would think the Devil has some influence on her and she
is really out to get my soul. But when I started shouting, "The Power
of Christ compels you" while sprinkling holy water on her she didn't
climb the walls or spit green vomit on me. So now I have to find some
other explanation or file it away as one of those unexplained mysteries.

If anyone else is also on my frequency, please stay away. It's hard
enough with two people on the same frequency. Lord knows what would
happen if there were three of us on the same frequency at the same
time. I think my head would explode from the massive amount of
confusion that would occur.

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