Category 5

Hurricane Rita has officially become a category 5 hurricane. All I can do now is hunker down and hope for the best. With the scarcity of supplies and no plywood in sight, all I can do is seek shelter and dance in the rain.

I recently bought a refrigerator magnet that said, "Live each day as if your ass was on fire!".

That's what I plan to do. Look at me, my ass is on FIRE.